the V monologues
hysterical and useless
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mimetastic replied to your photo
look how fucking smug he is. jfc henrik
classic Lundqvist “I’m sexy and I know it” smirk
mimetastic replied to your post: mimetastic replied to your post: oh god I want to…
yes buttttttt he will probably say yes because he probably likes you because you’re lovely and you will have a great time so shush, stop worrying and do it <3
OK OK I AM IN THE PROCESS OF DOIN IT THOUGH I AM ALSO LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER AT WORK
mimetastic replied to your post: oh god I want to ask this guy I like to go to this thing with me and I just…it’s like…kind of involved and I’m afraid he’s gonna say no (mostly due to how involved it is or work not b/c he doesn’t want to) and just UGH I HATE LIFE I AM SORRY FOR THE INCOHERENT RUN ON
ask him!!! ;)
CRYING BECAUSE THERE’S LIKE LAYERS OF QUESTIONS
like first I have to ask what is he doing (besides working)
then it’s like ok would you be willing to switch your shift/request the day off?
then it’s like OK YOU WANNA GO SEE THE CONNECTICUT WHALE TAKE ON THE HERSHEY BEARS IN HARTFORD CT EVEN THOUGH IT’S A THREE HOUR DRIVE AND YOU’RE A PREDS FAN NOT A RANGERS OR CAPS FAN? :D :D :D :D
mimetastic replied to your post: so apparently my friend *did* forget we were supposed to go to the game tomorrow and can’t do it…
oh my god i hate when that shit happens. that sucks. i would come with you if i could!!! :(
the worst part is he doesn’t remember at all… like he got the text and basically had no idea what I was even referring to :(
IDK, I had a terrible night and got very little sleep and so I feel even worse about this than I should I guess.
thanks Matt. I’ll fly you over here in time for tomorrow’s baseball game :P
Hopefully me and Rebekka are gonna see an Islanders-Rangers game! I will be a fucking wreck. You should come, and watch me cry everywhere.i would certainly go! when were you coming here/when is that game? but yea, i still freak out when i get to msg and i’ve been there at least 15 times now and it just gets better every time.
wait…did y’all forget I was supposed to go to this game too??? :(
queen-ozymandias replied to your post: mimetastic replied to your post: mimetastic…
omg you sweet little bby~~~ not you nicole, matt. FYI. but i’m sure you are sweet and precious too when you aren’t being sassy and FABuloussss
now I have to post this to make sure Matt sees it lol
mimetastic replied to your post: mimetastic replied to your post: mimetastic…
I JUST COOKED DINNER IN IT??? and danced around the kitchen. I’ve been wearing it all day~
oh my bad. I disparaged the bunneh costume by suggesting all you did was sit in front of the computer
mimetastic replied to your post: mimetastic replied to your post: need to make sure…
oh but it’s miiiiiiiine, i’m wearing it right now o: maybe i will bring you one when i come to new york? hahahaa.
“hey I’m Matt…just chillin’ in front of the computer in my bunneh costume, NBD GUISE”
mimetastic replied to your post: need to make sure I’m not the last one out of here…
just sneak out now, go go go
maybe if I had a bunny costume, I could sneak out unnoticed?
hint hint
queen-ozymandias replied to your post: GUISE HOW DO I GET THIS GUY OUT OF MY HOCKEY FANDOM EVEN THOUGH HE WAS THERE FIRST? DO I CALL THE HOCKEY MAFIA?
omg the hockey mafia assemble tag omgfffgggg can matt draw us as superheroes??!!??!!?
um…THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA!!
